World Beaters...

I think I may have discovered a new sport...



It's a sport that's desi-friendly...


A sport desis can be proud of....



Finally! Desis get to be world champions at summat.




None of that kabadi bullshit...remember that? it used to be on Channel 4 on saturdays...LOL...kabad kabad kabad...what was all that about?


It's called "CricketWank"



Rules are fairly simple...


1) Males only. Women don't understand cricket or any other sport for that matter...i'll not go there.

2) Players must participate in huddles of 5 at the back of the mosque

3) Each game is played in two halves, one half before salah and the other after.

4) Players must be of desi origin. Fobs score higher.

5) Theres no strict law as to which match is analysed. Although wanking over the most recent match usually scores higher.

6) Dress code and appearance rules are fairly relaxed, though having the top three buttons open and a small ferret on your upper lip scores higher (Note: Men of this appearance are often known to be past champions of CricketWank so be extra cautious when contesting them)

7) The more sixes wanked over, the better

8) The more wickets wanked over, the better.

9) A player wins 10 wankpoints if he recalls any event in the match that might have been forgotten by the other players. (For example, "remember when that fielder on silly backward point slipped as he was throwing the ball...hahahahahahahahahahaha...it vus funny...hahahahaha....")

10) Mimicking batting strokes earns a player 5 Wankpoints

11) Mimicking bowling actions earns a player 2 Wankpoints

12) Each player must, at some point in the game, discuss who they think is the worlds best cricketer. Failure to do so will result in disqualification.

13) The player with the most CricketWank points wins. He gets the title of Champion CricketWank until Isha that day.



Let the games begin...



Cheers.