Spring Chicken-ness...
I'm 22 and a half.
TWENTY TWO AND A HALF!!!!!
TWENTY TWO AND A HALF!!!!!
TWENTY TWO AND A HALF!!!!!
hmmm...nope.
Repeating it in caps doesn't mek it any better.
Just where 'av the last five years gone?
Sheesh.
It's all a blurrrrr.............
It'll soon be time fer me to be snarling at pesky kids...me pipe n slippers...piss stains on me clothes...wearing me trousers up to me chest...sometimes even forgetting to wear any...pension...arthritis...high blood pressure...incontinence...walking stick...cataracts...dentures...bib to wear while eating...
oh and diabetes.
Woohoo!
TWENTY TWO AND A HALF!!!!!
TWENTY TWO AND A HALF!!!!!
TWENTY TWO AND A HALF!!!!!
hmmm...nope.
Repeating it in caps doesn't mek it any better.
Just where 'av the last five years gone?
Sheesh.
It's all a blurrrrr.............
It'll soon be time fer me to be snarling at pesky kids...me pipe n slippers...piss stains on me clothes...wearing me trousers up to me chest...sometimes even forgetting to wear any...pension...arthritis...high blood pressure...incontinence...walking stick...cataracts...dentures...bib to wear while eating...
oh and diabetes.
Woohoo!
5 Comments:
Assalaamu Alaikum :)
Aww I didn't take offense :D happy early bday, yay for almost 23 yr olds!
aww inshallah u won't have all that and u'll be a kakro doho still fighting strong!
poiro/poryo (whatever rocks your boat), thanks for the warnings..
aww rock on old age...woo erm hoo! :look:
damn, you're gonna be one cranky OAP.
I'm going to be so awesome when i'm 22 and a half. Seriously I'm in love with my future self.
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