Irony...

As the company's best performing optom last week...and the whole 'Valentines' malarkey this week...I've been awarded a romantic weekend break for two...staying at a hotel of my choice.

All expenses paid.



Any takers?



Cheers

White dog poo....

Where's it all gone?

There used to be loads of the white chalky stuff on t'pavement when I were a lad.

You'd walk past some and then you'd spit three times cos i dunno...the jinns would take you away if you didn't.

Yeh. We were pretty fucked up when we were kids.

Hmmmmm.....

Update-ness...

Remember faggot tool doctor? (see National Health Service post below)

It turns out the lady does have a brain tumour.

They are gonna operate on her within the next couple of weeks.

Her husband rang work yesterday to say thanks but I wasnt there.

May Allah SWT grant her a full and speedy recovery, and may He give her family strength in this time of difficulty.

Ameen.

Spring Chicken-ness...

I'm 22 and a half.

TWENTY TWO AND A HALF!!!!!

TWENTY TWO AND A HALF!!!!!

TWENTY TWO AND A HALF!!!!!














hmmm...nope.

Repeating it in caps doesn't mek it any better.

Just where 'av the last five years gone?

Sheesh.

It's all a blurrrrr.............






It'll soon be time fer me to be snarling at pesky kids...me pipe n slippers...piss stains on me clothes...wearing me trousers up to me chest...sometimes even forgetting to wear any...pension...arthritis...high blood pressure...incontinence...walking stick...cataracts...dentures...bib to wear while eating...







oh and diabetes.

Woohoo!