Egypt 3:16...

One word to sum up our 7 nights...



Awesome.



Loved it so much...plannin on going to Cairo for 7 nights again in January iA.

Enjoy..




CAIRO



1&2) Pyramids of Giza 3) Sphinx

1) Al Azhar 2) Salahuddin's Mosque 3) Cairo Museum

Body of King Rameses II...who, according to our guide...was Fir'oun from the time of Musa A.S....

Personally I don't think it is...

Regardless...I managed a fart on his glass cage...never can be too sure of these things...


LUXOR


1& 2) View of the Nile from my room 3) Taxi ride.



Karnak Temple...

1700 years in the making...spanning 20 Dynasties of Pharaohs...


Hot air ballon....

We had to get up at 4.30 in the morning for this...to see the sun rise...and it was worth it.


Red Sea (Safaga)



Snorkelling in the Red Sea...prolly the best day...

I can't swim...so had a bit of a panic when my mask came off...must've swallowed half the Red Sea that day...still awesome though.
















Cheers.

Egypt....

Im off to see some dead people....




See what all the fuss is about.





Booked it!....Packed it!....Fooked off!





Salam.

Mobeel...

So I left my mobile at home today....

Fuck me...

Never knew how attached to it i was...

I got on the train...reached into my pocket for it...cos i like to listen to faithless on the way to work...(im not gay)

Oh fuck.

What if someone rings me...

Oh fuck.

What if someone texts me...

Oh fuck.

What if my mother...while clearing some stuff *cough*making the bed*cough*...sees my phone...

Oh fuck.

What if she gives it to my younger sister...

Oh fuck.

What if she gives it to my elder sister...

Oh fuck.

What if sister goes into my phone...

Oh fuck.

What if sister sees all my dodgy text messages from my bitches...

Oh fuck.

What if sister shows mother phone...full of dodgy texts messages...

Oh fuck.

What if mother phones dad at work bout text messages...

Oh fuck.

Ill be screwed.

Hung.

Drawn.

Quartered.






At work...

ME: I've forgotten my phone...
Lass1: *shrieks*
ME: exactly...
Lass2: whats happened?
ME: I've forgotten my phone...
Lass2: *shrieks*
Lass1 + Me: Exactly!






So I rush home...go straight to my room...




Phones still there....


Phew.


Right where I left it...


Phew.


Pick up the phone...


Phew.


Check the screen...


Phew.


Then i remembered...





Uh oh.






Oh FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK





















I dont have any friends anyway :(