Things I hate/annoy the shit out of me...

Hmmm...I've a funny feeling this aint the 'complete' list...

-Chavs
-Pakis
-Gays
-Man Utd supporters
-Getting up on a workday
-Getting up
-Public transport
-Gobby teenagers
-Baby shit
-Baby puke
-Old people who stink of piss
-Office politics
-Office 'cliques'
-Fags
-Taxi drivers
-Slutty women
-Holier than thou attitudes
-People who keep repeating themselves
-People who keep repeating themselves
-People who keep repeating...erm
-Fobs (see point 2 above)
-Brummies
-Scousers
-Geordies
-Southerners
-Yanks
-Welsh
-Shop mannequins
-Retarded people (see point 2 above)
-Johnny foreigners who come 'ere to nick our jobs (see point 2 above)
-Dog shit
-Cat shit
-Lychees
-"actually"
-Safe Mode on PCs...what's all that about?
-Bluetooth headsets
-Bad breath (see point 2 above)
-Body odour (see point 2 above)
-Students
-Pussy men
-Women who nag
-Women who bitch
-Women who don't know when to shut the hell up.
-Cold callers from India enquiring whether "you vant noo mobile telephon contrek"
-Compensation people who stalk you in town centre wi' clipboards
-Those scruffs who shove free newspapers in your face (more prevalent in the Manchester area)
-Leafleters
-Pineapples
-Pasta
-Jewelry
-Fugly women
-English tea
-"and I was like..."
-Queueing up at a cash point
-Queueing up at the till
-Queueing up
-Smug people
-Toenails
-Fireworks in spring....why?!
-People who turn up late for appointments
-Tuna and sweetcorn filling
-Egg and cress filling
-Noisy eaters
-People who decide to have a convo wi you whilst eating...
-Women who try running you over wi their pushchairs
-Ambling wankers who cant decide where theyre going
-"Hello moto"
-Predictive texting...whats the point?
-Pull-along suitcases...
-People wi' dodgy earphones...either that or their musics too loud
-People who dont call back
-Stupid email forwards "Send this to 5 people and you won't die tonight.."
-Big Brother
-"basically"
-Not being able to get £5 notes out of cash machines
-Fuglies who get their baps/belly/arsecrack out at the first sight of good weather
-People with no control over their umbrellas
-Umbrellas
-T-shirts with 'amusing' stuff written across em like "sex kitten" or "muff magnet"


hmmm...